YouTube sensation Sienna D'Enema has
re-dubbed RandyBlue's 2007 gay porn classic The Coach.
In this retelling, hard-bodied Chris
Rockway and baby-faced Reese Rideout visit coach Mitch Branson at his
home with the pretense that he's in need of a makeover.
“We saw you on the streets and felt
you need help. I don't even know where to start with that outfit,”
Reese says upon entering the home.
“You got a really shit necklace,”
Chris says, pointing to Mitch's whistle.
“Nice one. In your face grandpa,”
Reese says with a congratulatory laugh.
“Actually, this is a whistle,”
“I'm pretty sure it's a necklace,”
“It goes around your neck, dummy,”
Reese points outs.
“No, you blow into it and it makes
noise,” Mitch explains.
After offering the jocks a beer –
which he jokes are laced with the date rape drug roofie – Mitch
states: “Alright, let's cut to the chase. I look fabulous, so I
don't need a makeover. I mean, look at you girls, I mean, you look
like rough trade.” (The video is embedded in the right panel of
GayPornBlog.com noted: “Given gay
porn's high propensity for awkward dialogue, bad acting and tacky
sets, I'm surprised no one has ever done this before.”