YouTube sensation Sienna D'Enema has re-dubbed RandyBlue's 2007 gay porn classic The Coach.

In this retelling, hard-bodied Chris Rockway and baby-faced Reese Rideout visit coach Mitch Branson at his home with the pretense that he's in need of a makeover.

“We saw you on the streets and felt you need help. I don't even know where to start with that outfit,” Reese says upon entering the home.

“You got a really shit necklace,” Chris says, pointing to Mitch's whistle.

“Nice one. In your face grandpa,” Reese says with a congratulatory laugh.

“Actually, this is a whistle,” Mitch says.

“I'm pretty sure it's a necklace,” Chris says.

“It goes around your neck, dummy,” Reese points outs.

“No, you blow into it and it makes noise,” Mitch explains.

After offering the jocks a beer – which he jokes are laced with the date rape drug roofie – Mitch states: “Alright, let's cut to the chase. I look fabulous, so I don't need a makeover. I mean, look at you girls, I mean, you look like rough trade.” (The video is embedded in the right panel of this page.) noted: “Given gay porn's high propensity for awkward dialogue, bad acting and tacky sets, I'm surprised no one has ever done this before.”