It's all in good fun claims the
Daily Caller of knock-knock jokes outing CNN anchor Anderson
Cooper as gay and a cross-dresser.
The conservative website published the
jokes after Cooper suggested its staff needed a sense of humor.
“I bet at the Daily Caller, if
someone tells a knock-knock joke, everyone runs to the door to see
who comes in,” Cooper said in a segment last week.
“Ha ha ha!” the site chortled. “You
got that right, Anderson! Why, here are a few we were 'knocking'
around just this morning.”
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Anderson Cooper. Hey, do you mind if I move around some of these
clothes and shoes? It's kinda cramped in here!
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Anderson Cooper. Well, thank you for stopping by, but we
really don't need any Mary Kay.
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Anderson Cooper. Oh, hi. So, okay, Anderson, I have to ask.
Which part made you madder: the fact that Doug Hutchinson's wife is
only 16, or that she can get away with that outfit without waxing her
chest?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Don Lemon?
CNN anchor Don Lemon recently announced
he's gay.