An Auburn, Nebraska woman claiming to be an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit on Friday against all gay people.

Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, is asking the court to declare gay sex to be a sin.

Driskell, whose 7-page lawsuit is handwritten and filled with grammatical errors, claims “that homosexuality is a sin, and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in a closet.”

As proof that gay men and lesbians cannot marry or be parents she cites the Webster Dictionary definitions for the words “marry” and “parent.”

“I Sylvia Ann Driskell refer to the Webster Dictionary for the definition of the word marry. 1 to join as a husband and wife 2 to talk as husband or wife. … I Sylvia Ann Driskell refer to Webster Dictionary for the definition for parent. 1. A father or mother. 2. Any organism in relation to its offspring.”

However, the online Webster Dictionary includes “to perform a ceremony in which two people get married” in its definition for the word “marry” and “a person who has a child” in its definition for the word “parent.”

“I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people lewd behavior,” Driskell wrote. “Will all the judges of this Nation, judge God to be a lier?”