Freelance writer Graham Gremore's latest cartoon declares that the moon is gay.

In the 3-minute short, titled Did you know the moon is gay?, a female narrator insists the moon is gay and lonely.

“Whenever you look up at the night sky and see the moon, shinning all by himself, you should think: That moon is sexually attracted to other moons. And that's okay,” the narrator says.

“But the moon has a problem. He's the only moon. At least he's the only moon in Earth's orbit. Sometimes this makes him feel lonely.”

While other planets have many moons, “Earth has only one. One big gay lonely moon.”

“Even though he's gay, every now and then the moon likes to flirt with the sun. This is called an eclipse. But the sun is asexual. It burns too hot to love anyone else.” (The video is embedded on this page. Visit our video library for more videos.)

Gremore's bi-weekly column Homo Erotica appears at