Hire Andy Richter and George Takei to out you as gay to your family this holiday season.

Tuesday's episode of Conan featured an advertisement for Richter's holiday services.

“Coming out to your family during the holidays is never easy,” Richter says in the comedic ad. “It can be a delicate process, and sometimes you need a helpful nudge. That's where I come in.”

“For just $99.95 I'll come to your holiday dinner and out you to your family. … And for just an additional $19.95, I'll bring my friend Deon Cole to really hammer home the point.”

Cole tells a family gathered around the dinner table: “Kyle here is gay. G.A.Y. Gay. Period. And if any of you motherfuckers give him any kind of shit about it, I'm going to come here and I'm going to fuck your shit up!”

“Let Kyle be gay, dammit,” a tearful Cole adds. “Let him be gay.”

For an additional $9.95, the Basic Cable Band will sing a coming out gay tune. And adding movie star Takei costs only $1.95 more.

“Congratulations,” a cheerful Takei says as he shakes Kyle's hand, “and welcome to the wonderful world of gay.”

Then, turning to the family, he adds: “And if any of you motherfuckers give him shit about it, I am going to come back and fuck your shit up!” (The video is embedded on this page. Visit our video library for more videos.)