Joseph Gordon-Levitt is courted in song
by actor, comedian and singer-songwriter Mat Burrow.
In a 3-minute video posted on YouTube,
Burrow professes his love for the assets of the 31-year-old
But Burrow's sonnet is a little bit
filthy, with lyrics which include references to face-sitting and
“I don't know if you give a shit; But
I like you quite a bit; On your face I'd like to sit; So listen
Joseph Gordon-Levitt; I wrote you a song so here is it,” Burrow
“You were so young on Third Rock
from the Sun; Now you're all grown up and you got nice buns;
Don't think me rude but I hope you like dudes; And if you like dudes
then I think we should get nude.”
“Honestly, you give me an erection;
JGL you make my penis swell; You should text some dirty pictures to
my cell; JGL I hope that we gel; And if we get together then I won't
tell.” (The video is embedded in the right panel of this page.
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Gordon-Levitt might just be flattered
by Burrow's musical proposal. The actor has
previously said that gay rumors don't bother him.