Filmmaker John Waters isn't too keen on Lady Gaga or Michele Bachmann as mall Santas.

Waters opined on the unlikely Santas during an interview with The Huffington Post.

“Michele Bachmann would have too many dumb opinions about children's gifts,” Waters said of how Bachmann would fare.

“Lady Gaga's the hardest-working person in show business since James Brown. But she'd change outfits between each child, so the line would be a lot slower.”

And Divine: “Oh, he would have made a great Santa Claus. I remember people used to ask if they could sit in his lap and he'd say, 'Well, I don't really have a lap …' Real fat people don't have a lap.”

What about the cast of Glee: “You mean all together in one outfit? A group Santa … even someone too old to believe in Santa would get back in line to sit in that lap.”

Waters added the he thought highly of the Fox musical comedy which is often described as the “gayest show on television.”

“I think it made every 14-year-old gay boy safer,” he said.