On Saturday's season premiere of the
NBC comedy skit show Saturday Night Live, Alec Baldwin played
an eager contestant on Who's On Top?
The game show asks three contestants to
guess which of two male celebrities would be the one on top.
“As we all know, when two gay men
have sex one person is the top and one is the bottom,” show host
Vince Blake (played Bill Hader) says in explaining the game to
contestants. “We'll show you two male celebrities who
hypothetically could have sex. You decide who's on top.”
Paul (Alec Baldwin) was asked to decide
between Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
“The easy answer would be that Bruce
is on top because he's the boss, but it can't be that simple.
Physically speaking, Bruce is more muscular but Joel's a bulldog.
Lets see, Billy Joel and Springsteen are both legends, but Bruce has
always stayed humble and takes pride in a hard day's work, even if it
ain't pretty. Billy Joel's on top!” Paul
correctly answers.
During the game's lightning round, Paul
also correctly answered that Oprah Winfrey would be on top in a
hypothetical matchup between Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.