The nascent gay marriage group FCKH8's
newest video raises money for the fight against Minnesota's
proposed gay marriage ban.
In the nearly 3-minute video a group of
energetic young people enthusiastically debunk the top reasons to ban
“Reason one: Homosexuality is
completely fucking with the rules of nature.”
“Just like antibiotics,” says a
“Reason two: My church doesn't
believe in gay marriage.”
The Bible “also tells me it's OK to
sell my daughter into slavery, and to stone people, and to not work
on Sunday,” a trio says. “So, it's great for making laws,”
adds a fourth female.
“Reason three: Homo marriages are not
“Hello! Because ass fucking and
scissoring can't make babies,” two teens say.
“Reason four: Gay marriage will only
let the gays fucking recruit more people to go homo.”
“Gayness is super fucking
contagious,” a girl whispers.
“Reason five: It is fucked up when
gay couples adopt kids.”
“Better to be an orphan than have two
mommies,” a female teen says. (The video is embedded in the right
panel of this page.)
The group has pledged to donate up to
$10,000 from sales of t-shirts, stickers and calendars to fight a
proposed 2012 ballot question that would constitutionally limit
marriage in Minnesota to heterosexual couples