The nascent gay marriage group FCKH8's newest video raises money for the fight against Minnesota's proposed gay marriage ban.

In the nearly 3-minute video a group of energetic young people enthusiastically debunk the top reasons to ban gay marriage.

“Reason one: Homosexuality is completely fucking with the rules of nature.”

“Just like antibiotics,” says a female teen.

“Reason two: My church doesn't believe in gay marriage.”

The Bible “also tells me it's OK to sell my daughter into slavery, and to stone people, and to not work on Sunday,” a trio says. “So, it's great for making laws,” adds a fourth female.

“Reason three: Homo marriages are not real marriages.”

“Hello! Because ass fucking and scissoring can't make babies,” two teens say.

“Reason four: Gay marriage will only let the gays fucking recruit more people to go homo.”

“Gayness is super fucking contagious,” a girl whispers.

“Reason five: It is fucked up when gay couples adopt kids.”

“Better to be an orphan than have two mommies,” a female teen says. (The video is embedded in the right panel of this page.)

The group has pledged to donate up to $10,000 from sales of t-shirts, stickers and calendars to fight a proposed 2012 ballot question that would constitutionally limit marriage in Minnesota to heterosexual couples