A pastor known for his opposition to
gay rights has warned women to avoid drinking Starbucks coffee
because they might become pregnant from the sodomite semen the drinks
are laced with.
Pastor James David Manning of the Atlah
Worldwide Church in Harlem, New York continues to promote a story
fabricated by the fake news site Huzlers.com as “the absolute
truth.”
Huzlers reported that Starbucks is
flavoring its drinks with semen.
“So my question
is, where are they getting all this semen from?” Manning
rhetorically asked. “My suspicion is that they're getting this
semen from sodomites. And somebody has discovered that semen, like
cord blood, has the opportunity and it has millions and millions of
little zygotes in it and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you
think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the
semen in it.”
“I'm not making
this up!” Manning screamed.
In a new video
released this week, Manning at first said that the semen had a
“synthetic quality” but elsewhere, while warning women not to
drink Starbucks coffee, he said the semen was “potent.”
“And if you're
drinking Starbucks, watch out if you're a woman, you might just get
pregnant by drinking Starbucks, because it's got some pretty potent
semen in that drink,” Manning
said. “And you will go home and tell your husband you're
pregnant. He said, 'but we haven't had sexual intercourse in years.
Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate conception?' No! It
was one of Starbucks' lattes that impregnated you.”