A pastor known for his opposition to
gay rights continues to claim that Starbucks is flavoring their
lattes with the semen of sodomites.
Last week, Pastor James David Manning
of the Atlah Worldwide Church in Harlem, New York told viewers of The
Manning Report that the story fabricated by the fake news site
Huzlers.com “is the absolute truth.”
“So my question
is, where are they getting all this semen from?” Manning
rhetorically asked. “My suspicion is that they're getting this
semen from sodomites. And somebody has discovered that semen, like
cord blood, has the opportunity and it has millions and millions of
little zygotes in it and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you
think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the
semen in it.”
not making this up!” Manning screamed.
doubled down this week on his claims, saying that “people are able
to have oral sex simply by drinking a cup of very expensive latte and
the final results of a man's semen in the process.”
pastor continued to quote The Huffington Post
and The Inquisitr,
despite the fact that both reports made it clear that Huzlers.com is
a fake news site devoted to creating sensational headlines.
also accused President Barack Obama of releasing demons that have
convinced people to support gay rights.
he has succeeded at that, which is a mighty effort on his behalf.
It's more sweeping than Obamacare. It is his greatest
has also warned his viewers that upscale
sodomites spread Ebola at Starbucks.