A pastor known for his opposition to
gay rights has claimed that Starbucks is flavoring their lattes with
the semen of sodomites.
Pastor James David Manning of the Atlah
Worldwide Church in Harlem, New York told viewers of The Manning
Report that he believes the
story first reported by Huzlers.com, a fake news site.
“Oh, this is the
absolute truth,” Manning said. “And I believe that they were
doing that.”
“So my question
is, where are they getting all this semen from?” Manning
rhetorically asked. “My suspicion is that they're getting this
semen from sodomites. And somebody has discovered that semen, like
cord blood, has the opportunity and it has millions and millions of
little zygotes in it and it flavors up the coffee. And it makes you
think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the
semen in it.”
“I'm
not making this up!” Manning
screamed.
The original story,
fabricated at Huzlers.com, a site described by its editors as “a
combination of real shocking news and satire,” did not report the
semen to be from gay men, though it did include incredulous quotes
that most readers would question, such as, “If they're using semen
then they should keep using it because it's so God damn good, I might
try semen alone to see if it's that good” and “If I wanted to
consume semen I would just do gay pornography.”
Last
week, Manning warned his viewers that upscale
sodomites spread Ebola at Starbucks.