A vocal opponent of Illinois' recently
approved gay marriage law has released a label describing the
nutritional content of the state's marriage law.
The virulently anti-gay Illinois Family
Institute (IFI) on Thursday released
a nutrition label on same-sex marriage in Illinois.
Governor Pat Quinn's signature on
November 20 made Illinois the 16th state to legalize gay
nuptials. The law takes effect in June.
In posting its nutrition label on
Facebook, the group commented, “Always check the ingredients before
you choose your public policy.” As of Sunday, 81 people had
“liked” the label, but comments were mixed.
The label describes same-sex marriage
as “emergency energy for a desperate politician” and breaks down
its ingredients as: ARTIFICIAL LOGIC (PROCESSED IN MEDIA BIAS),
CONCENTRATED LIBRAL LEFT SYRUP, BREAKDOWN OF FAMILY (NO-FAULT
DIVORCE, ABORTION, SEXUAL IMMORALITY), ENRICHED CORPORATE FUNDS,
UNNATURAL BIOLOGY, EVAPORATED CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS, FREE LOVE
COLOR #1. MADE ON LOGIC THAT ALSO PRODUCES POLYGAMY, POLYAMORY, AND
The label's nutrients panel lists
41,000,000m of HRC Support, 100,000g of Media Support, 90g of Public
Emotion, 0g of Tolerance for Opposing Views, 1g of Protections for
Churches, 0g of Private Business [Religious Protections], and 0g of
Interest of Children.
The label lists servings per container
“Rather pathetic try at being
clever,” wrote one Facebook commenter.
“Finally, some truth to what that
same sex crap is REALLY about,” wrote another, “political power
for politicians not the people as a whole!”
Mike wrote: “It's almost tempting …
I'd get FREE SAUSAGE for life … lol … NOT!!!!!”