Late night host Conan O'Brien on
Wednesday brought back Chaz the Intolerant Chick-Fil-A Chicken to
celebrate Appreciation Day.
During his opening monologue, O'Brien
introduced Chaz, who wished the audience a happy Chick-Fil-A
Appreciation Day – the day set aside to show support for the
company's opposition to gay marriage.
“Remember fellas, if you want a bunch
of fruits crowding around your nuts and a belly full of protein, try
our granola yogurt parfait,” Chaz told the audience.
“Chaz, that's disgusting,” O'Brien
“Well, so are civil unions.”
“And ladies, if you want to munch on
a sweet mound that was designed by God for pleasure, try our
soft-serve cone. It's a fist-full of full,” Chaz said.
“And fellas, if you to be served for
cash right in your car by a guy you've never met before, try our
Chaz signed off with: “Eat up, you
God-less sodomites.” (The video is embedded in the right panel of
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