Late night host Conan O'Brien on
Wednesday brought back Chaz the Intolerant Chick-Fil-A Chicken to
celebrate Appreciation Day.
During his opening monologue, O'Brien
introduced Chaz, who wished the audience a happy Chick-Fil-A
Appreciation Day – the day set aside to show support for the
company's opposition to gay marriage.
“Remember fellas, if you want a bunch
of fruits crowding around your nuts and a belly full of protein, try
our granola yogurt parfait,” Chaz told the audience.
“Chaz, that's disgusting,” O'Brien
shot back.
“Well, so are civil unions.”
“And ladies, if you want to munch on
a sweet mound that was designed by God for pleasure, try our
soft-serve cone. It's a fist-full of full,” Chaz said.
“And fellas, if you to be served for
cash right in your car by a guy you've never met before, try our
drive-through.”
Chaz signed off with: “Eat up, you
God-less sodomites.” (The video is embedded in the right panel of
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