Stephen Colbert's conservative
character on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report was shocked
to find out Oreos are gay.
After playing a news clip about the
brand's recent posting of an image of a rainbow themed Oreo cookie in
support of Gay Pride, Colbert gasped, “Good God, Oreos are gay!
And the things I've done with them.”
“All those nights lying in bed
grabbing four or five in my mouth at once. Splitting them open and
licking their cream off.”
“Folks, I should have known something
was fishy when these homosnackuals got me to accept consensual double
stuffing. The only good thing about this is that with this action
Kraft has finally proven what I have always said: There is nothing in
America that can escape the gravitational pull of our culture wars.”
Colbert went on to lament what a fool
he was for not realizing sooner the socio-sexual identity politics of
his favorite cookie. (Watch
the entire segment at Colbert
Nation.)
(Realted: Gay
Oreo ad is “fun reflection of our values,” Kraft says.)