Ellen DeGeneres' love life and Hillary
Clinton's gay rights speech are mentioned in a December 28
story highlighting their favorite lesbian tweets.
Jami Smith, comedian and host of
Gaysayer, The Advocate Comedy's Twitter feed, compiled the
“Sometimes there are a few bumpy Anne
Heches on the road to Portia DeRossi,” Smith (@jamismithcomic)
tweeted, a reference to talk show host Ellen DeGeneres' former
girlfriend and current wife, respectively.
“In addition to being the title of a
new movie, 'The Iron Lady' is the worst nickname I ever had for my
vagina,” Jill Kushner (@TheJillKushner) tweeted.
“Spooning leads to Forking. Unless
you've been dating a while. Then spooning leads to Food Coma,”
Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) tweeted.
“Since my gf works in foodservice,
our sexy workplace role-play involves aprons and strained fake smiles
rather than desks and pencil skirts,” Janine Brito (@janinebrito)
“It's nice living in a time when a
violently wrong and anti-gay stance could backfire,” Claudia Cogan
(@blaudiablogan) tweeted. “Also great new yogurt flavors.”
Finally, Jessica Halem (@jessicahalem)
provided the following gems.
“Everytime @Grindr posts about
marriage equality – an angel loses his hard-on.”
“Hillary Clinton's speech was
groundbreaking because after endless re-posting on Facebook by gay
men – not one of them mentioned her hair.”